China football jokes set _ adu

China football jokes collection. Super classic! a, official comments: 1, Bai yansong today China has won four gold medals, a happy and smiling faces, in order not to affect the mood of people watch the Olympics, the Chinese men's National Olympic team decided to exit more quickly ... At the same time, I believe, no one wants to say goodbye to them! 2, lujian our soccer match the bottom line is don't be ashamed, not noisy, but they have broken the bottom-line! 3, shatong following let's see a strange game — the Chinese men's soccer. 4, the quotient Ruihua we two forwards in 3 game performance is very good. I even joked that after playing today, and tomorrow you can lend, Myanmar to continue playing. 5, a women's football girl has nothing to say? can't praise them? 6, Yan shiduo shiduo 2002 World Cup, the team's net swallowed 90 eggs, Yan shiduo said: you have won the respect of the people of the World 2008 Olympics, the Chinese team for Belgium, Xie said: in you I see Chinese football hope 7. angry, young said: the Chinese football is football, are you Chinese? not love Soccer is a traitor. Elite said: only the Chinese football are eligible to represent the society's dark side. Wu Mao said: obviously foreign players with testicular against our player's foot. Soy party said: we recognize that more black soccer than soy sauce and soy sauce is no docs it's foul taste. NET special said: according to industry sources, the Chinese men's soccer is a Chinese city manager of commandos. Second, aphorisms 1. cherish life, away from the soccer 2. smoking is harmful to your health, look at the docs it harmful life 3. look at the English Premier League Soccer to money to death 4. proper use of digital TV can be effective in preventing Soccer 5. soccer is not a disease play really terrible 6. Chinese team would score, I just gave himself! -laden team would score, I'll stop nuclear weapons! -Nejad team would score, and I will reform and opening up! -Kim Jong-Il team would score, and the Yasukuni Shrine clearance!- Junichiro Koizumi-Chinese team would score I recognized la lights when usually! -Bush team would score, and I believe in Buddhism. -God team would score, and I believe in God! Gautama-the Chinese team would score, and I will return! Chen-Chinese team would score, I'll be right back -Arafat team would score, we'll resign!-the Chinese Football Association team finally said that if goal, I will pour to go!- Earth said China would score, I were to!- Sun said that China would score, I went to the cat when the maid of honor!-- mouse said China would score, I once again bang!- universe finally said III, jingles status: age basic soccer fiction, looks ugly, mind fundamental basic rust funny, offensive of basic, passing basic looked, stopped the ball with his hand, basic basic ROAR, the defense of basic shoot around, no, scared of goalkeeper straight shook hands-free, goalkeeper Basic, fundamental to worry about losing games, like a mad dog.