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(To borrow a ball that rolls through ball satirizing current, on China's football and the player has no malicious not condemnation) cross: so, we resolutely to let him go back to concentrating on led. Yu Qian: that's not a big leagues? cross: you don't understand! Yu Qian: do not know who do not understand. Cross: the game play, kill the sound vibrations, huntianheidi, overhauling, screaming like a pig blood letting. How do you like those of Yu Qian: farce. Cross: I know you're insulting me. Yu Qian: how huntianheidi? cross: our passive! has been one crimping. Yu Qian: it is miserable. Cross: I see no Ah, so it is not lost, too affect morale. The village Committee Director quickly pulled to one side. Yu Qian: why did you? cross: I discuss with others cannot play too hard, this is not a national team of confidence zezheng? Yu Qian: empathetically Mosha! cross: the village Committee Director tough! we comply with the Olympic spirit, we must not do anything contrary to sportsmanship, the how to play, how to fight! Yu Qian: little face not to. Cross: that which Yes, had to think of something, I had the village Committee Director said, brother, you see, if you lose a ball to me, and I'll give you a load of pigs? Yu Qian: you bribe others fake ball? cross: Director a listen to my words. Yu Qian: agree! cross: where not. Yu Qian has been screwed? quite justice! cross:! I can't just give up, my handsome head coach, this is difficult for nothing ... I pulled the cuffs, stretching out two fingers, two motors not? Yu Qian: also bargaining?? cross: the village Director is righteousness, never take the field! Yu Qian: people don't want to play off the ball! cross: Director said, what do you treat us? two car pig feed can be bribed us? tell you, it is not possible, at least have three cars, I called you 2-0! Yu Qian: what do you this? cross national team: I had a national team coach where affected by such an insult! Yu Qian: enough gas. Cross: I a grin, stomped! Yu Qian: fight with you! cross: I'll give you four cars, you let us 1-0 win for you. Yu Qian:? Cross: people of the village Committee Director work efficiency is high, now called pause. Yu Qian: suffice, football match is suspended? cross: not pause Ah, no longer pause we could not keep, or others, think weeks road, had a meeting, unified minds, not just in case what little slats not understand our business, it's all too easy to break our goal may only? Yu Qian: fake ball is also very strict. Cross: game paused, village in the little girl girl came, in the middle of the dance, come on, there are several looks really good!: when Yu Qian? cross: I also arranged, we all hear the good, the next game to play, play hard, we have arranged, scoring on the line, but neither can multiple Ah, I'll have to buy four car! Yu Qian: play much. Cross: pause end, competitions continued, it was quite different. Yu Qian: leave the ball just playing. Cross: I command our national team has launched a fierce offensive. Yu Qian: no goal is hard. Cross: the race to the 89th minute, we hit the door, 2000 times the score was still 0-0. Yu Qian: people are watching you do! cross: I hate this, Ah, what a ball so hard? Yu Qian: what it is by foot? cross: watched four cars were pulled pig feed to edge!, next to the pigsty there came the cheers! Yu Qian: it seems they like to worry with you. Cross: people walk into the village Committee Director I pricked up my thumb, good man, faith, we must cooperate with good! Yu Qian: together with you must score! cross: said to be too late it's fast, I saw at the village Committee Director 90 minutes when the nine tooth rakes to throw one in heaven: it! Yu Qian Zhu bajie! cross: only austere fortress team striker knowing smile from our striker feet decisively broken down ball, Akira US 11 players of tightly a smoke! Yu Qian: this what things? cross: ball across a beautiful arc, flew out to goal! Yu Qian: well, well, why not also by foot to! cross: only austere fortress team goalkeeper a vacated the birds and the ball firmly grasp the hand! Yu Qian:? people is to shoot your own door! cross: don't let alone competition to an end. See the village Committee Director right hand finger, simple village team goalkeeper step back to see the four fully loaded truck of pig feed, suddenly smile and will send the ball into the goal. This time the referee had finally couldn't immediately blew the whistle to finish the game. "Good, well, this whistle blowing too tired Ah, let the team does not lose the ball too hard!" Yu Qian: referee help also to play into this virtue. Cross: we win 1-0. Yu Qian: OK! as a ball or others. Cross: the ball is not easy to win. Yu Qian: the man behind it too not easy. Cross: people come to me the village Committee Director warmly shook hands, let us again about Ah, and so these four cars finished feeding, we again! Yu Qian: don't you dare? cross: I wohuo wohuo Ah, I, Ah, I can't wait to eat feed four cars, and all my money, the football association leadership nor I claim! Yu Qian: may be suitable for your appetite. Cross: I didn't expect the next day, newspapers, television, and various Web sites are reported to us this game: national team defeated fortress team bravely! Yu Qian: went to a lot of reporters? cross: Ah, I didn't see a! what Yu Qian: back to the thing? you cross: understanding market! Yu Qian: what market? cross: now there's a few reporters to on-site interviews? hide in hotel creation! Yu Qian: what story? the most dedicated cross: Reporter called me every day! a telephone interview. Yu Qian: to be honest, you have nothing good interview. Cross: cannot be said that we are still very interesting. Last night, a female reporter called me for more than three hours phone, chat, chat with me about the topic of happiness, but also about me out to dinner! said to writing a book called the I and cross zero distance "Yu Qian: do not know what journalists so blinded。 Cross: I said to myself "? zero distance with me ... (Thinking) and now this news really throwing! not afraid to make sex scandal? Yu Qian: anyway, I know you are not afraid. Cross: regardless of that, we are winning, reporters heard, are very excited that they have been waiting far too long, hard look forward to a winning! after me a description, the journalists, the national team of fire, I fire up! cool! sponsor poured down to, Ah, I poured down sharply this wage! Yu Qian: see you this poor's rich of virtue. Cross: I am also prepared to find that women journalists, zero distance! good about our training results. They also make good publicity campaigns. Yu Qian: too close to the pig feed flavor! cross:! (to be continued, the next issue, please see the football comic: I really have the money! ") other original comic artwork: (part 5) daily exercise good (comic) (part 4) shredded pork intestines, soccer specified food (comic) (part III) in respect of such a difficult night man (comic) (second part), see how do I get training team (comic) (first) cross competition soccer coach (comic)